Sounds kinky.

I think it is safe to say that the kind of holster you are looking for does not really exist in any great number (if any). If you think about it why would a company bother spending money producing a holster like that for a gun that has no real practical use with military or law enforcement personnel?

man if I was a cop Id use a DEagle. A friend of mines is a cop here in Hawaii and he uses a 9mmGlock. On one of his domestic stops they stumbled upon a bunch of guys on crystal meth and tried to arrest them. The guys got hostile and kept attacking after my friend fired 2 shots. He said one of the big guys took a 9mm AND a 45 and kept going. Id feel alot safer carrying a 50 and would look alot spiffier.

I peed, but only a little.

I sold my TM DE cause the damn thing didnt fit in any holster I had.

I've actually heard of something similar in the past. A drug enforcement officer from a country with serious crystal meth (or similar drug) problem carried a DE because of the drug cartels' tendency to supply crystal meth (and IIRC, light body armour) to their mooks before a crime.