- I was once asked if airsoft guns hurt, so i shot them...they then persued in asking me why i did that...so i shot them again for asking such a dumb question

- When you know your mailman on a first name basis, you know you buy way too much shit.

- When you start moving furniture out of your room so you can fit more gear in it, you know you're an airsofter.

- When retrieving clothing from the washer/dryer and find BB's rolling around inside, you know you're an airsofter.

- When you call in sick from work just to be there at the door for when your gun arrives, you know you're an airsofter.

- Paintball is the special olympics of airsoft.

- You tell yourself over and over again "Food is more important." Twenty minutes after your pay cheque comes, you're as broke as you were twenty minutes earlier.

you know your an airsofter when your having sex with a girl, and find a bb stuck to her ass

- you know you're an airsofter when you write down the total u spent on airsoft and people think it's ur phone number.

hahahahah, jesus man, thats awesome. i cant believe it hasnt happend to me and the wifey yet. shes too clean i guess.

- Paintball is the special olympics of airsoft.




ROFLMAO! So true! That is gonna be my new motto!

[QUOTE=FNG_13;834957]- Airsofters: creeping out eavesdroppers since the 80s. "Oh man, I just got my AK in the mail today!"

So true,i spoke in my cegep about the fact i will get my Shotgun Stinger34P soon (im new to airsoft so ill try it in a game in december, if i like ill buy a more decent replica), and some student ask us if it was a true shotgun or a toy.

- Your landlady asks about the two dozen small white pellets that somehow got into the mechanism and broke a $600 washing machine, and you subtly try to hide the two million more on your floor.

- Halloween is just an excuse to wear your gear in public/to a club.

You know your an airsofter when you take a woman home and she asks if you have protection and you throw on your goggles.

Also sigged!! :D

Seeing the look on someones face when they over hear that you unloaded on another guy.

you know you play too much airsoft when you hear a out-of-place noise in your home, and the first thing you do is find cover

-You know your an airsofter when you spend money just to store your extra gear.

-When your maillady gets proggressively better looking the larger your airsoft orders are...

ORDER MORE!

- if you have to take more than one breath when listing out your equipment, you might be an airsofter.

- if you have ever heard a noise outside and u grabbed your sidearm to look out the window to see if some1 is thr, you might be an airsofter.

- an airsoft gun is like another man's girl, it has a bunch of interesting parts that noobies don't know and veterans aren't stupid enough to touch.

- airsoft is technically a porn movie...it involves getting taken from behind, getting balls in the face and then a load blasted all over your chest.

- if you can say you've had another man's tiny balls in your mouth with a straight face, you might be an airsofter.

- if you can hear you wallet crying at night, you might be a...hmm, no...then you're definitely an airsofter

- It's funny how people sometimes forget your callsign, like this one time i shot a teammate and they called me "a$$hole"