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Zilgorn_Zeypher October 3rd, 2009 18:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by grantmac (Post 838226)
When your watching a movie and not only do you know that the props they are using are airsoft, but you can also tell the make.

quoted for truth I do that all the time watching movies.. great when you see the little gas intake valves on the bottom of pistols...

HGI October 3rd, 2009 18:17

These ant jokes... it's more like quotes.

Love October 4th, 2009 13:05

You know your an airsofter when you see a girl and say "Damn, I'd let her clean my barrel anyday".

:D

Huge October 21st, 2009 15:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rukus (Post 836151)
You know your an airsofter when you take a woman home and she asks if you have protection and you throw on your goggles.

hahahaha sigged man, this is just incredible

Bissa October 21st, 2009 16:13

you know you are an airsofter when you are designing a house and your airsoft locker is the most secure room in the house and has better door than your entrance.

NoGear October 23rd, 2009 02:52

when you see a hot lady and think "dam i'd waste my high cap on her anyday"

bondsam123 October 31st, 2009 04:58

Hi Friends.
- A new airsoft gun is like having a child. when you first get it your gentle and caring, but as time goes on
when it doesn't wanna do wat it's supposed to do you feel like smackin the hell out of it.
- Airsoft guns hurt, modded airsoft guns hurt more...but neither compare to the ass whoopin' u get when your wife sees the bill.
- Airsoft is like a woman...once you're committed, it starts sucking the money out of you.
Thanks.

medhatboy October 31st, 2009 07:28

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Saberwing October 31st, 2009 07:33

Five-Six, those made my day!

You know you're an Airsofter when you can't go to Port Credit without stopping at Army Issue and spending $100+

Jayne Finch October 31st, 2009 15:02

hi-cappas. theres a joke.

R.I.T.Z October 31st, 2009 15:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by White_knight (Post 835052)
you know your an airsofter when your having sex with a girl, and find a bb stuck to her ass

actually had it happen, then she sat down next to me and wondered why her butt hurt :P

ragnagna November 7th, 2009 18:04

A black man it's like an airsoft player, he love shooting white stuff with his big black gear :D

medhatboy November 7th, 2009 20:42

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q...toons/upg1.jpg

medhatboy November 7th, 2009 20:43

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q...toons/upg2.jpg

medhatboy November 7th, 2009 20:44

and for the noods that want to be snipers
http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q...toons/upg3.jpg


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