The 10 (and then some) Commandments of Airsoft
 

1 - Thou shall have forgotten to charge batteries on the day of a game
2 - Look ferocious in front of paintballers
3 - Stay out of the photographers way when acting like a knob
4 - Only ask a question on ASC when wearing a nomex flame retardant suit
5 - Own a pair of ballistic glasses to sit and look good beside your paintball approved goggles (even if you never use em)
6 - Always ask for bb's at either the last minute, or when you have no need for them whatsoever
7 - Hit the ground when you are fired at ... those bb's can kill!
8 - Thou shall always be "confirmed" in everything you do... unless your ride craps out
9 - Armyissue shall sell pants
10 - Thou shall not piss off greylocks

Any I've forgotten?

Tru is the only God?

Nah, Tru's just the Pimp.

11) Thou shall probably spend more on thier airsoft gear then thier car.

You shall ditch the girlfriend on sunny weekend airsoft games and sleep on the couch that night.

Very important: Thou shall call your hits

thou shall not not call hits

If thou does not call thy hits, thou shall be showerd by a high cap or two and then be banished by the field lord.

15 - Thou shall monitor thyne post count in hopes that it will bring thou some type of glory in thyne own eyes (which it won't)!

I feel LIKE aT church LOL !! The church of airsoft :D

AMEN TO aLL OF YA :D

Thou shall not flake during sales/sells/trades

wut about Thou shal get shitface with ur friends after each game n tell ur girl u didnt answer ur phone cuz u were sleeping,

Gee, I'm a commandment?

Seems so. :lol:

Wish it was so simple, I'd command a few folks to forget airsoft exists, or newbies to read before typing.

That'd be great , Greylocks 8)

i lol'd. thanks for the laugh atreyu!

Thou shalt not mention ANYTHING from Canadian Tire.

Thou shall learn to read, then thou shall learn to write properly in at least one language.

And sometimes before.

GreyLocks is more the "Airsoft Moses", wrath of the bb gods, Burning bush and parting the red sea kind of guy. Old testament fury of fundamentalists.
Cheers

The updated list (who's going to carry the stone tablet with this many rules on it - worse, what's the punishment for violating them?):

- Thou shall have forgotten to charge batteries on the day of a game
- Look ferocious in front of paintballers
- Stay out of the photographers way when acting like a knob
- Only ask a question on ASC when wearing a nomex flame retardant suit
- Own a pair of ballistic glasses to sit and look good beside your paintball approved goggles (even if you never use em)
- Always ask for bb's at either the last minute, or when you have no need for them at all
- Hit the ground when you are fired at ... those bb's can kill!
- Thou shall always be "confirmed" in everything you do...unless your ride craps out
- Armyissue shall sell pants
- Thou shall not piss off greylocks
- Thou shall probably spend more on thier airsoft gear then thier car
- You shall ditch the girlfriend on sunny weekend airsoft games and sleep on the couch that night
- Thou shall monitor thyne post count in hopes that it will bring thou some type of glory in thyne own eyes (which it won't)!
- Tru is the one TRU god thou shalt not worship any other AEG gods before him
- Thou shalt not Chairsoft
- Thou shalt honour the GAME day
- Thou shalt call your hits
- Thou shalt not Team Kill
- Thou shalt honour the mercy rule
- Thou shalt not steal
- Thou shalt be Verified
- Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours AEG
- Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours gear
- Thou shall not flake during sales/sells/trades
- Thou shal get shitface with ur friends after each game n tell ur girl u didnt answer ur phone cuz u were sleeping
- Thou shalt not mention ANYTHING from Canadian Tire
- Thou shall learn to read, then thou shall learn to write properly in at least one language

Keep em coming...

- Thou shalt know OD green as a primary colour
- Thou shalt pay $20 for a Treadstone "surprise"
- Thou shalt use propane
- Thou shalt covet Barteks sister

What about carrying the stone tablets with the rules on it as a punishment for violating them?

tru dat, tru dat. amen my brutha! i dont want you playin with thems clear plastic electric pistols from Home Hardware Bobby Bushea, those are for the devil!

Thou shall shut up after two others (or more) tell you the same thing/clue.
Thou shall realize that bitching about laws will not change them.

Thou shall not take off your goggles during the middle of the game for the UBER realism

Pissing off greylocks just earns you a scathing commentary, pissing off the mods and admins gets you removed from the community.

- Never forget that anytime you go for dinner after a game that it's Zeonprime's birthday (so get him pie'd)!

Hell hath no furry like a Greylocks scorned

If people only read... and read, and read some more. Apparently it's one of those skills that come with typing, but is seldom seen.

Pretty ironic coming from you.

http://www.airsoftcanada.com/showthread.php?t=27808

Sorry, I just noticed that.

thou shall not sneeze when sneaking up on some guy
thou shall not tell the officer of the law you were just looking for a good time
thou shal not pretend to be a ninja

Dude there's owned,and pwned but i think you just got throwned :o

-thou shal not snipe at a mans crotch with any airsoft rifle loaded with grafite-coated BBs that has a muzzle velocity of over 450 fps at less than ten feet...
-thou shall not attempt to show off thier "Mad Skillz".
-Thous shall not-under any circumstances-go to an airsoft match dressed as a "Gangsta", nor shal thou hold thy pistol sideways to make yourself look like a badass.

First

A shop in Osaka, there should be a map on the site if you can find it (all in japanese) I couldn't give you directions because I was only there for a week. PM pizzainthemorning, he may be able to help you out.
They also host a game every sunday if you're interested.

I'm not pretending :-D

What I find funny is that real ninjas never talk about it, or boast.

Not that you have worry about being photographed at a game.

thou who speak of soft air shall be stricten from their vision and condemned to a life running blind and naked in LZ

I know a guy who trains at a real ninja school, and I know what you mean. Its accually part of the job, keeping quiet about their training and all. He just taught me some stealth techniques, so I brag about it a bit. :wink: