2006 Saskatchewan Noob Day
 

So it was that time of year again when we bring out all the new players & subject them to humiliations beyond my wildest dreams. Quite a day it was. There were a total of 10 new folks who showed up to take place in the training - it should be mentioned that to be allowed to take part in any of the bigger mil.sim's in Saskatchewan (mostly), new local players must take part in a boot-camp training session where they get a taste of what a real mil.sim is like, this way they can decide for the future wether or not they will attend the bigger games.

Here are just a few of the images (before & during)

http://www.pozland.com/airsoft/noobday/IMGP9098.JPG
Yea, I know what you're thinking... I look sexy on that bike.

http://www.pozland.com/airsoft/noobday/IMGP9100.JPG
Tim has one sexy bike.

http://www.pozland.com/airsoft/noobday/IMGP9112.JPG
Jeff's bike. Not bad at all, although it doesn't tickle my nuts.

http://www.pozland.com/airsoft/noobday/IMGP9117.JPG
Frickin hell, Dale has one heck of a nice bike!

http://www.pozland.com/airsoft/noobday/IMGP9118.JPG
Chalcus, thanks to him I get to forefit the joy of paying for a hotel room while in Regina

http://www.pozland.com/airsoft/noobday/IMGP9120.JPG
I wonder if I can get a side of jelly...

http://www.pozland.com/airsoft/noobday/IMGP9121.JPG
The Aqua-Man ready for the game!

(more in next post)

I lol'ed at the last pic.

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Cody looking all-too-enthralled to be there...

http://www.pozland.com/airsoft/noobday/IMGP9123.JPG
The first photo I have of KC where he is NOT onfire...

http://www.pozland.com/airsoft/noobday/IMGP9129.JPG
DriveThru also looking all too happy to be there.

http://www.pozland.com/airsoft/noobday/IMGP9132.JPG
Mr. Beautiful getting ready

http://www.pozland.com/airsoft/noobday/IMGP9133.JPG
Two members from Pond Squad Peon II

http://www.pozland.com/airsoft/noobday/IMGP9134.JPG
Arnisador & Chalcus, together once more

http://www.pozland.com/airsoft/noobday/IMGP9138.JPG
Deathblow & Schlappy leading one of the training squads

http://www.pozland.com/airsoft/noobday/IMGP9139.JPG
Chalcus looking pretty pissed off to be up so early.... either that or pissed with the fact that his dog puked in his bed TWICE that morning.

http://www.pozland.com/airsoft/noobday/IMGP9140.JPG
Aqua & Chalcus

http://www.pozland.com/airsoft/noobday/IMGP9141.JPG
Yea... I just forget this guys name!!

http://www.pozland.com/airsoft/noobday/IMGP9146.JPG
A few of our 'toys'.... and some people STILL say that paintball guns look cooler... c'mon now..

http://www.pozland.com/airsoft/noobday/IMGP9148.JPG
The newbies!!!!!!!

http://www.pozland.com/airsoft/noobday/IMGP9154.JPG
Yea, I don't remember this dude's name either.

http://www.pozland.com/airsoft/noobday/IMGP9155.JPG
I dunno about you, but Shadow looks pretty... well... not as dark as his nickname implies

http://www.pozland.com/airsoft/noobday/IMGP9156.JPG
Reading the rights.. so to speak.

http://www.pozland.com/airsoft/noobday/IMGP9157.JPG
So happy to be here..

http://www.pozland.com/airsoft/noobday/IMGP9159.JPG
Getting ready to ship off

http://www.pozland.com/airsoft/noobday/IMGP9165.JPG
Aqua getting ready for the day - being an assistant trainer, I didn't feel the need to use good camoflage, hence the face-guard. Plus it helped keep my microphone out of the wind.

http://www.pozland.com/airsoft/noobday/IMGP9166.JPG
LARP in all his glory

http://www.pozland.com/airsoft/noobday/IMGP9167.JPG
DriveThru is ALLL that and a bag of chips.

http://www.pozland.com/airsoft/noobday/IMGP9169.JPG
What the christ is this guys name?!?!

http://www.pozland.com/airsoft/noobday/IMGP9175.JPG
KC giving the noobs hell for being SO STUPID! YOU SO STUUUPIIDDDDDD!!!
*Arm punches through wall*

http://www.pozland.com/airsoft/noobday/IMGP9176.JPG
Outrider... in a photo that DOESN'T make him look fat! CHANGE YER FRIGGIN SIGLINE!

http://www.pozland.com/airsoft/noobday/IMGP9178.JPG
Arnisador giving the noobs a communications class

http://www.pozland.com/airsoft/noobday/IMGP9180.JPG
Deathblow... umm... yea.

http://www.pozland.com/airsoft/noobday/IMGP9184.JPG
Aquamarine getting ready to assault the noobies (and yes, I'm fully aware that my gun looks eerily like a gun from the begining sequence to Terminator 1 - in the future)

http://www.pozland.com/airsoft/noobday/IMGP9188.JPG
Hell yea!

http://www.pozland.com/airsoft/noobday/IMGP9191.JPG
Did you know that it properly lubricated (with dust), a twelve inch dildo will fit inside of an M203 grenade launcher?

http://www.pozland.com/airsoft/noobday/IMGP9194.JPG
So could we rightfully say that it's erect?

http://www.pozland.com/airsoft/noobday/IMGP9199.JPG
Actual screenshot from 2007's game of the year: Doom 4

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FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!!!!

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Mickey Wang, Deathblow & Demon attempting to set up an ambush for the new guys.

http://www.pozland.com/airsoft/noobday/IMGP9207.JPG
Wang, the MASTER of hiding in spring brush

http://www.pozland.com/airsoft/DSC_4667.JPG
The infamous G3-SG1

http://www.pozland.com/airsoft/g3/DSC_4599.JPG
Only a couple toys.

http://www.pozland.com/pics/g36-2.JPG
http://www.pozland.com/pics/new36.JPG
My new G36 with a COUPLE attachments...

That last pic has to be ASC pic of the year, right now no need for any voting it's a winner. ;)

Bwahaha @ last of second set of pics... I'm so sorry I missed this...

remind me not to be in front of Aqua when he has his 'grenade launcher' loaded :infantry: :confused: ;)

Oh, and for those if you who want to watch a short video...

http://www.pozland.com/video

Enjoy ;)

I don't know about those mesh masks...

Mine took a .25 firing at 525fps in the shop at 10 feet & left a small dent, nothing else on the inside, no bb's broke.

my lord that was the best SHIT! EVER! aqura may i ask why a group of grown hedro men had a 12 inch long dildo (thats my ***** model so you all now lol)

My question is why DON'T you have a 12 inch long dildo?

(I brought out a few to scare the noobs)http://www.pozland.com/airsoft/noobday/IMGP9121.JPG
And if you look closely at my gun.....

Some more pics. I swear that dildo was not purple before the monkey man shot it. Talk about stimulating the troops.

Who looks tired now eh!
http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/1632/boot08dy.jpg

Pre game prep with Shadow, Shlappy, Arnisador, and tailermade.
http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/9336/boot40yd.jpg

Shadow, Deathblow, and the Tailer
http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/1705/boot26xk.jpg

Monkeyman and the Phallis delivery system
http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/9379/boot17ks.jpg

Deathblow all goofy for some airsoft action.
http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/2779/boot31ld.jpg

Shlappy enjoying a hot US MRE like mom use to make.
http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/7508/boot52bz.jpg

Chalcus.

Well, there are always reasons why we prefer to keep the game 18+

That video is just one of them ;)

I honestly don't know how Aqua's G36 doesn't snap off at the front, but I think I can guess why Aqua would want that big dildo strapped so close to his face. Frankly, I'm scared by the implications.

his G36 is actually pretty solid, I tried it out this weekend, with out the dildo's attached for the record. The scary thing is when he gets close enough to use the dildo's as a mercy kill..... or even worse as a nade..... makes "fire in the hole" have a whole new meaning......

Haha oh man.

Looks like a fun time guys, as I can see you all enjoyed yourself. Some a little too much... But well, whatever floats your boat :|

Haha.

but really, airsoft really isn't airsoft unless you are initiating the the new guys, trying alternative tactics and weaponry and documenting it for blackmail afterwards :)

this is mostly during downtime anyways. We didn't have a lot of footage from the field with people tripping off the claymores and bear bangers, and getting ambushed in the middle of wide open fields because they assumed no one could be hiding out in the middle of nowhere hehehehe

lol, man it would of been funny to have a 12 d-launcher barrage on the new guys (Yeah that's my new word for dildo launcher. hahaha)

And is it just me or does it look like someones about to get shanked with a machette?
http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/9336/boot40yd.jpg

Yea, Arnisador there was REALLY pissing him off. Needless to say, he lost his cocked-up toes there at the bottom.

It's only a flesh wound.

he's just mad because I laughed at him after the Honkytonk man smacked him around a few weeks back

http://www.pbase.com/arnisador/image/57719902/small.jpg


http://www.pbase.com/arnisador/image/57719912/small.jpg

and yes, Tailormade took the guitar shot as well at the end of that match :)

Man, I wish I could have been there. Turns out, that the project I stayed home to finish, isn't due tilll wednesday! Last time I put school before airsoft...

What!!! No Pics of John Rambo?
What kind of car do you drive?
See you on the road ;)

Holy Shit! It's Luke "Dim" MacFarlane from FX's series "Over There". Dead fucking ringer!

http://www.fxnetworks.com/press/show.../source/59.jpg

http://www.fxnetwork.com/htmlsite/im...ke_macfarl.jpg

I'm not worried

Will likely be your "little" partner driving anyways hehehe

And I wasn't taking any pics except for some landscape field shots. Bother Drakconian and company about the lack of your piggy profile taking up valuable pixels in the pictures ;)

As you can all see... I'm from Taiwan.

There you go Matt. Never figured you for the vain type!

http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/5...22small5gp.jpg

If you want pull me over I will be driving the passenger van that says B Bus.

Chalcus.

LOL!!!

I was like hmm I've seen that guy before. Hahaha.

Man he looks like him.

Just wanted to feel included!

Police Tape for everyone!

It -IS- the same guy.

We have friends in very high places y'know....

stunt cock! aqua, you have to post some up close pics of your gun w/ the blue dildo on it, i must see this.

you lucky .... meeting actors and all lol.. how many people travelled halfway across the country for this event??? or there form another country for that matter???

no fucking way dude u meet dim HOLY SHIT! damn he was my fave actor on over there. aqua you have to get me his autograph!!

I CAN QUOTE 5 PEOPLE!!!! YAY!!!

Seriously though, nice pics aqua. Looks like a great noob day, and nice dildo launcher. Must remember that the next time I plan a milsim game involving sex toys as props.

I can quote more!

Anyways, thats pretty sweet actually! Maybe I'm not crazy. Haha.

should really get off my butt and go to one of those. Still need arnis to verify my age too.

Aqua for your next product deff should take advantage of some anal beads of some sort..

Ahh D-cannons.

oh yeah might as well say these too.. Just to get them out of my system.

"Crotch Rocket"
and "Smithers theres a rocket in my pocket"

He had them on as well but took them off, we were afraid he was going to try and get a "knife" kill

LRRP

i like the guys AK!! nice wood!!

I just noticed the dildo strapped to the stock of that g36

you guys have an odd sense of humor