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tenringbound February 24th, 2010 20:16

Crazy Question
 
I am trying to register at http://www.atlanticairsoft.org but they require you to answer a random question. You can't even contact them without answering this question. Crazy ridiculous I know, However....

The question is below, I have tried all the obvious answers. Maybe I'm not seeing it. Can anyone answer this? Please try your answer first before replying as none of the obvious answers work.

Here it is....

"If you were to add twelve to thirty two and take away four and write you answer in words and add a space and write the word blue you will gain access to the site"

Thenooblord February 24th, 2010 20:17

thirty blue ?

KNIVEZS February 24th, 2010 20:20

forty blue

voorhees -FWA- February 24th, 2010 20:24

fourty blue <---just like that

L473ncy February 24th, 2010 20:30

Should be forty no "u". Although we in Canada use "British spelling" this is a case where it should be "or" instead of "our"

Try both, fourty blue and forty blue.

As well something that is kind of a pet peeve of mine is "program" instead of "programme". Yes a computer "program" is a "program" but a theatre ("theatre" and "theater" as well) "program" should be "programme". (Yes I am a very "proper" English user, my grandparents used very proper English and I guess it rubbed off onto me)

coach February 24th, 2010 20:31

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thenooblord (Post 1172360)
thirty blue ?

huh? really?

12+32-4

Quote:

Originally Posted by tenringbound (Post 1172359)
I am trying to register at http://www.atlanticairsoft.org but they require you to answer a random question. You can't even contact them without answering this question. Crazy ridiculous I know, However....

The question is below, I have tried all the obvious answers. Maybe I'm not seeing it. Can anyone answer this? Please try your answer first before replying as none of the obvious answers work.

Here it is....

"If you were to add twelve to thirty two and take away four and write you answer in words and add a space and write the word blue you will gain access to the site"


I'm sorry, but if you have to ask, please stay in school and leave the airsoft for people who understand simple math/comprehension.

tenringbound February 24th, 2010 20:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by coachster (Post 1172377)
huh? really?

12+32-4




I'm sorry, but if you have to ask, please stay in school and leave the airsoft for people who understand simple math/comprehension.

Hey coachster, I got the math, it was the abnormal spelling of 40 that they required. I, as well as you and all other Canadians were taught "forty" not "Fourty" in the last 20+ years. Thanks for the smart ass comment though, it verified my suspicion that this question would bring out the trolls of the community. You know the ones i mean, of course you do as you are one. I think it make their tiny *****'s feel a bit bigger.

tenringbound February 24th, 2010 20:49

Thanks tte404 and L473ncy,

That was exactly the problem, I had not thought to spell 40 that way.

coach February 24th, 2010 20:58

Quote:

Originally Posted by tenringbound (Post 1172391)
Hey coachster, I got the math, it was the abnormal spelling of 40 that they required. I, as well as you and all other Canadians were taught "forty" not "Fourty" in the last 20+ years. Thanks for the smart ass comment though, it verified my suspicion that this question would bring out the trolls of the community. You know the ones i mean, of course you do as you are one. I think it make their tiny *****'s feel a bit bigger.

so you feel it's necessary to both post this and send me the following PM?

Quote:

Originally Posted by tenringbound
Re: You a dickhead
T DOt must mean Toronto, the pimple on the anus of Canada.

must be desperate. you joined this site to answer a question on another airsoft site.

tenringbound February 24th, 2010 21:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by coachster (Post 1172399)
so you feel it's necessary to both post this and send me the following PM?



must be desperate. you joined this site to answer a question on another airsoft site.

Actually I joined to check out the airsoft community. If you are a reflection of the norm than I will quickly abandon that idea.

I'm pretty sure you are not the norm but rather a small dicked little wanna be that takes much pleasure in being a major dick head.

BootYourFace February 24th, 2010 22:24

lol

Drake February 24th, 2010 23:01

http://www.evilavatar.com/forums/ima.../banhammer.jpg

Spike February 24th, 2010 23:03

Looks like he successfully joined, too...
All by himself!

IceTray February 24th, 2010 23:08

Was this real, or some sort of role playing joke?

MoreToasties February 24th, 2010 23:17

Well that was just CRAZY!

What an appropriate thread title.

coach February 25th, 2010 08:27

too bad he got banned. his PM's got more interesting but still had the underlining whine, whine, whine! but I think I pissed him off when I PM replied with my only PM reply as:

Quote:

:idea: go cry me a river!
oh well. should have just thrown him a lump of cheese!

L473ncy February 25th, 2010 10:34

...Something suspicious about this guy but either way he got banned....

Almost like a certain troll if you will.... And the join kind of lines in perfectly with the last account of this guys' who got banned. Maybe it's nothing and just a coincidence or maybe its a new thing.

coach February 25th, 2010 10:45

I agree. troll of sorts.

I wonder what time he registered at. this can't be the fastest ban, but it's less than 24 hours. lol

Cobrajr122 February 25th, 2010 11:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by IceTray (Post 1172533)
Was this real, or some sort of role playing joke?

real... he is on the member list for AAS now....

The process of registering is so complex at AAS because we were under heavy seige from bots. We don't have a mod team that's on almost 24/7 like here to delete them as they join, so we had to compensate.

Drake February 25th, 2010 12:35

It's a 1 week ban, y'all can toy with him some next week. :P

Rock 'N' Roll Outlaw February 25th, 2010 15:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drake (Post 1173099)
It's a 1 week ban, y'all can toy with him some next week. :P

You have it here folks, in black and white: PERMISSION FROM DRAKE TO FUCK WITH THIS GOOF WHEN/IF HE COMES BACK!!! :D

MoreToasties February 25th, 2010 15:35

Just in case,

http://i47.tinypic.com/2h5k0ar.png

Rock 'N' Roll Outlaw February 25th, 2010 15:36

Your tags under peoples avatars are weird.

Donster February 25th, 2010 15:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rock 'N' Roll Outlaw (Post 1173220)
Your tags under peoples avatars are weird.

you are able to change them to a number of different skins. there is a feature somewhere in the User CP.

Mitchell12 February 25th, 2010 16:07

Just in case in case.

http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/7425/justincaseu.jpg

Cobrajr122 February 25th, 2010 16:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donster (Post 1173228)
you are able to change them to a number of different skins. there is a feature somewhere in the User CP.

holy crap.... I like the oldalt style, thanks for the tip :P

Also... just for some triple security, you can never be to careful. And Drake cant kill all 3 of us...............

http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/5...lesecurity.jpg

Mitchell12 February 25th, 2010 17:06

I protected it like they taught me at school in that special time class...

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/6138/protected.png

Drake February 25th, 2010 17:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cobrajr122 (Post 1173265)
holy crap.... I like the oldalt style, thanks for the tip :P

Also... just for some triple security, you can never be to careful. And Drake cant kill all 3 of us...............


You underestimate the power of the Dark Side... but since you like my oltalt tags, you're safe. (those were my favorite set)

MoreToasties February 25th, 2010 17:19

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rock 'N' Roll Outlaw (Post 1173220)
Your tags under peoples avatars are weird.

I made them the ugliest possible so that I don't get jealous of everyone else's.


What happened to this thread?

Drake February 25th, 2010 17:24

we're killing time 'til pvt.numbnuts comes back

TokyoSeven February 25th, 2010 17:30

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cobrajr122 (Post 1173265)
Also... just for some triple security, you can never be to careful. And Drake cant kill all 3 of us...............

He can if I'm helping.

When and if the little mouthy nard comes back from his time out and decides to shoot his mouth off again feel free to let him have it if its outside the confines of the newbie tank. If its in the tank, we will take care of him.

Cobrajr122 February 25th, 2010 17:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by mitchell12 (Post 1173277)
i protected it like they taught me at school in that special time class...

Glitter!!!!!!!!! =D

MoreToasties February 25th, 2010 17:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by TokyoSeven (Post 1173306)

When and if the little mouthy nard comes back from his time out and decides to shoot his mouth off again feel free to let him have it if its outside the confines of the newbie tank. If its in the tank, we will take care of him.

Are we allowed to antagonize him?

Pretty please?

Rock 'N' Roll Outlaw February 25th, 2010 18:30

Whatever happened to exceptions for cockwaffles that deserve it?

And I don't really know how to feel about being in a condom with Drake...things might get weird....

Drake February 25th, 2010 18:33

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rock 'N' Roll Outlaw (Post 1173373)
And I don't really know how to feel about being in a condom with Drake...things might get weird....

Again with the narrow, linear time-space concepts.

We're not IN the condom together, we're both in an infinite space outside of a condom which negatively encompasses the anti-universe around us.

Sheesh.

Rock 'N' Roll Outlaw February 25th, 2010 18:36

*bong hit floats away*
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude...wait...what?

Cobrajr122 February 25th, 2010 18:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drake (Post 1173378)
We're not IN the condom together, we're both in an infinite space outside of a condom which negatively encompasses the anti-universe around us.

Is it bad that I understood that?

Thenooblord February 25th, 2010 18:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by coachster (Post 1172377)
huh? really?

12+32-4




I'm sorry, but if you have to ask, please stay in school and leave the airsoft for people who understand simple math/comprehension.

i r good at maths... durrrr

Mitchell12 February 25th, 2010 18:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cobrajr122 (Post 1173312)
Glitter!!!!!!!!! =D

What?

Styrak February 25th, 2010 18:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thenooblord (Post 1173383)
i r good at maths... durrrr

Almost as good as you are at fixing guns.

*ba-dum-ching*!

Rock 'N' Roll Outlaw February 25th, 2010 18:50

Quote:

Originally Posted by Styrak (Post 1173388)
Almost as good as you are at fixing guns.

*ba-dum-ching*!

You mean loc-tite and a hammer can't solve math problems?!

Jimski February 25th, 2010 19:08

wait

YouTube- Cypress Hill bong hit

Cobrajr122 February 25th, 2010 19:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mitchell12 (Post 1173385)
What?

The stuff on the outer edge of the circle looks like glitter..... am i do'n it rite?

MoreToasties February 25th, 2010 20:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cobrajr122 (Post 1173433)
The stuff on the outer edge of the circle looks like glitter..... am i do'n it rite?

No. No you are not.

Cobrajr122 February 25th, 2010 20:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by MoreToasties (Post 1173454)
No. No you are not.

Crap....oh well. At least I am safe from Drake.

Drake February 11th, 2011 12:09

Sorry to resurrect this thread, but I have a message for all of you from tenringbound. He finally returned, a year later, to respond:

Quote:

Originally Posted by tenringbound
Hey Drake,

Take yer 5 points and shove them up yer ass. Any forum that penalises members for telling off the biggest assholes in the forum is usually one run by the biggest assholes.

Fuck you and your forum, bunch of faggot cocksuckers runing around with toy guns. Y
ou tell your little puke buddies the reason I was not back right away to see all their little puusy bitching comments was because I was deployed to afghanitsan for the last year and I was in the shit, with real guns. real enemies and yes real dead soldiers.

Fucken bunsh of little boys playin guns.

Fuck you and your pitiful little forum.


I was quite moved by his message, if not also a bit hurt, and I must admit I now feel horrible about having been so quick to poke fun at him. We ALL share a part of blame in this.

Guys, its not his fault his mother smoked crack while she was pregnant with him. HARD DRUGS RUIN LIVES. Let that be a lesson to you all.

Afghanistan my ass, no self-respecting soldier would sound off like that; stupid dick was probably incarcerated.




Ha. He was right about me being an asshole though :P

Strelok February 11th, 2011 12:32

Heheh, heh... Heh.

He said Bunsh.

KSKcarter February 11th, 2011 12:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thenooblord (Post 1173383)
i r good at maths... durrrr

You are the smart one who said thirty blue....

SniperSam February 11th, 2011 12:55

Sad, simply sad.

Rugger_can February 11th, 2011 13:28

First off,


Attack of the year old internet tough guy. Shit sounds like a bad movie plot.



Secondly.

Quote:

Originally Posted by KSKcarter (Post 1407512)
You are the smart one who said thirty blue....

Yea, you really fucking zinged him good... A year later. Learn to check dates on thread posts (especially, ones that are resurrected).

TokyoSeven February 11th, 2011 15:37

I almost care.....nope wait never mind it was gas, I had indian food for lunch.

Perma nuke him.

Mapcinq February 11th, 2011 16:16

Thats too funny..

Double|Rainbow February 11th, 2011 16:43

"Originally Posted by tenringbound
Hey Drake,

Take yer 5 points and shove them up yer ass. Any forum that penalises members for telling off the biggest assholes in the forum is usually one run by the biggest assholes.

Fuck you and your forum, bunch of faggot cocksuckers runing around with toy guns. Y
ou tell your little puke buddies the reason I was not back right away to see all their little puusy bitching comments was because I was deployed to afghanitsan for the last year and I was in the shit, with real guns. real enemies and yes real dead soldiers.

Fucken bunsh of little boys playin guns.

Fuck you and your pitiful little forum."

Is it just me or are the average deployments with the CF to Afghanistan 6 months not 12?

ShelledPants February 11th, 2011 16:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by Double|Rainbow (Post 1407669)
"Originally Posted by tenringbound
Hey Drake,

Take yer 5 points and shove them up yer ass. Any forum that penalises members for telling off the biggest assholes in the forum is usually one run by the biggest assholes.

Fuck you and your forum, bunch of faggot cocksuckers runing around with toy guns. Y
ou tell your little puke buddies the reason I was not back right away to see all their little puusy bitching comments was because I was deployed to afghanitsan for the last year and I was in the shit, with real guns. real enemies and yes real dead soldiers.

Fucken bunsh of little boys playin guns.

Fuck you and your pitiful little forum."

Is it just me or are the average deployments with the CF to Afghanistan 6 months not 12?

Soldier or not, he is a douche.

sicki6 February 11th, 2011 17:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by tenringbound
Hey Drake,

Take yer 5 points and shove them up yer ass. Any forum that penalises members for telling off the biggest assholes in the forum is usually one run by the biggest assholes.

Fuck you and your forum, bunch of faggot cocksuckers runing around with toy guns. Y
ou tell your little puke buddies the reason I was not back right away to see all their little puusy bitching comments was because I was in Tibet becoming a Buddhist monk and I realized that I am a total cockmonger, and after soliciting sex to the Dalai Lama they were all like, "dawg wtf..." and I came back to msg you and tell you that I'm a super-soldier!!!111

Fucken bunsh of little boys playin guns.

Fuck you and your pitiful little forum.
Fixed it...

Drake February 11th, 2011 17:56

All y'all are my little puke buddies :D

Double|Rainbow February 11th, 2011 17:58

Quote:

Originally Posted by sicki6 (Post 1407690)
Fixed it...

I think I have found some who is effective at reading between the lines. yay

TokyoSeven February 11th, 2011 17:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drake (Post 1407713)
All y'all are my little puke buddies :D

I call dibs on holding your hair.

sicki6 February 11th, 2011 22:55

I'll do the post-puke beard comb through. And tell you that you did your best.

pusangani February 12th, 2011 01:43

lol sorry I missed this the first time

Redzephyr February 12th, 2011 02:06

Ah, but Drake... you're the best kind of asshole... and we're all happy to be your fucken bunsh of little puke buddies.

Rai February 12th, 2011 12:36

Kind of reminds me of this guy.
Quote:

Yo Bro’s! Quick question. Is there any way to get around actually having to do all that training to be SF? I have been tagging (on an Air Soft team) since I was like 16 and although I hate to brag, I am the team sniper for a reason….I just don’t miss. What kinda stuff do they teach you in SF training anyways? How to eat bugs and make a hooch? I already know that. Is there a way to test out of the training and get right to sniper school?
Although I am maybe a bit young, I have been around the block and know a thing or two about how the world operates and know I can hang with any Spec OPs guy. Heck, I am in such good shape and such a good shot, the Army would probley send me out as a one man wrecking machine doing some top secret shit. Just ask the boys on my tagger team. We have not been defeated yet and I have never been taken out of the game.
Any information that would help me get to SF status quicker than normal would be of a great help. I know there has to be a way. All military’s have like super secret soldiers who whoop ass and take names. I was born for this sort of mission.
Thanks again bros. Keep up the good work man and I will see ya on the battle field. (or maybe not cause you just don’t see great snipers, they see you and then you feel the wrath of their bulletts)

megabeers February 12th, 2011 12:52

wow...great quote. theres actually so much to say about that I dont know where to begin....*L*

someone really posted that?

Rai February 12th, 2011 13:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by megabeers (Post 1408384)
wow...great quote. theres actually so much to say about that I dont know where to begin....*L*

someone really posted that?

Yup. It was posted here.

Special Ops Question - Professional Soldiers ®

megabeers February 12th, 2011 13:17

i'm glad its historically stupid existence is preserved here for all to see...*L*

Rugger_can February 12th, 2011 16:38

That has to be a troll, no one can be that retarded for real real.

Rai February 12th, 2011 21:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rugger_can (Post 1408518)
That has to be a troll, no one can be that retarded for real real.

Read youtube comments,

that's all I can say.

DEATH2000 February 12th, 2011 22:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rugger_can (Post 1408518)
That has to be a troll, no one can be that retarded for real real.

You would think, but humanity continues to disappoint me on a daily basis...


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