Free guns at ASCA?
 

I guess ASCA is offering free airsoft. The plan:

1) Buy any gun of your choice, then buy a ton of Antirobert Negoulets here.

2) ???

3) Profit



Note: This is a joke.

each negoulet weighs 165lbs. You may find yourself unable to ship your order. We charge an "overcharge" fee for extremely heavy orders which need to be crane lifted into your pickup vehicle even for in store pickups.

You cannot buy a ton of Antirobert Negoulets. 8)
there is only 1 Antirobert Negoulet remaining,so you can only get $1 off. :-D

We put in negoulet so we can apply modifications to in-store prices for the sale of used goods or items not already added to the site.

That is a WTFAWSOME on so many levels...Cheers

I noticed this right away, and emailed the Sales dept. I offered to sacrifice the antiroberts (let them keep them) if they just shipped me the guns! :D

What's the difference between these antirobert goulets and the regular robert goulet? I have a regular robert goulet with upgraded 150% spine and metal pubic hair. How would that fair against someone with an antigoulet?

Sorry, we screwed up and sacrificed the guns and shipped you the AntiRoberts. As soon as the box arrives on your porch $4587 will evaporate from your bank account.

upon meeting, they instantly annihlate each other

Cold fusion. Really freakin cold.

Step 1: Steal underwear
Step 2: ?????

Step 1: Steal underwear
Step 2: ?????
Step 3: Profit!

If the underwear is female, I'd be inclined to insert "sniff" for Step 2

Yuck:-D

Damn the underwear gnomes!