Adopting an A&K M249 is like adopting a retarded child. You love it with all your heart, and you care for it deeply, and you're so proud of it's accomplishments! When you see it do something as well or better than the other kids' guns, it's a triumph and a lesson in humility at the same time. Ultimately though, it'll never bang the prom queen or win the beauty pageant, and it will die before it's time.
Was that too dark?
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