Lol ronan, no it doesnt mean i had to try, it just means your gf gave me head and it sucked, and i know 110% that a mannequin, with no soft tissue in its replica molded face could do it better than her.
swatt, its one of those bike helmets that delta uses, just woke up, cant remember what theyr called.

i put some velcro on it, a few patches, and weathered it.