Hate: L85 (limey piece of garbage that looks like they strained out all the trash-juice from a landfill, and cooked it down in a big vat till it was just goo, then put it in a magic oven and baked it for days. that's what came out. i shit you not. It happened.)
Love: HK UMP 45 (with the straight mag, not that curved 9mm one
