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- When you know your mailman on a first name basis, you know you buy way too much shit.
- When you start moving furniture out of your room so you can fit more gear in it, you know you're an airsofter.
- When retrieving clothing from the washer/dryer and find BB's rolling around inside, you know you're an airsofter.
- When you call in sick from work just to be there at the door for when your gun arrives, you know you're an airsofter.
- Paintball is the special olympics of airsoft.
- You tell yourself over and over again "Food is more important." Twenty minutes after your pay cheque comes, you're as broke as you were twenty minutes earlier.
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The Distance Between Courage & Stupidity Is Exactly Nine Millimeters
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